Pappu: Pita Ji Netaon Ke Kapadon Ka Rang Safed Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Taki Dal Badalne Par Bhi Kapade N Badalne Paden
Jito: Mainne Tumhen Bina Dekhe Shadi Ki Kya Tum Is Par Vishwas Karte Ho? Santa: Aur Meri Himmat To Dekho Mainne Tumhen Dekhne Ke Baad Bhi Tumse Shadi Ki?
Santa Ek Baar Jagjit Singh Ka Gana Sun Raha Tha Jiske Bol The "Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo"A Santa Achanak Khada Hokar Bola "Main To Aap Se Bhi Jyada Pareshan Hu Meri To Aurat Bhi Le Lo
Banta: Ladaki Aur "Es Em Es" (SMS) Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Jab Tak Upar Se Niche Tak Dekh N Lo Chain Hi Nahin Padata
Santa Aur Banta Sharab Pikar Cricket Mach Dekh Rahe The Aur Tabhi Yuvraj Ne Sixer Mara Santa Bola "Are Wah Kya Gol Maara Hai"A Banta: Are Gol Isamen Nahin Cricket Mach Men Hota Hai
Banta: Meri Bivi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ki Main Kya Bataaun Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kal Maine Achanak Piche Se Jakar Uski Aakhon Par Hath Rakha Aur Bola "Bata Main Kaun?" Santa: To Fir? Banta: Vo Boli "Dudh Wala Ha Ha Ha"A